Sorry it's been a while since the last post! We're about to head out to breakfast...
Paris is unbelieveable!
the good: the architechture is amazing, the food is all 95% butter and everyone eats ice cream all day every day, and the women here are stunning... at every age.
the bad: my legs are now only 2 feet long after being worn down to stumps while walking... walking...walking, most of the things I can understand on menus are things I don't really want to eat such as foie gras, tartare, and pigeon, and our hotel "toilette" is farcical... I would assume that at any moment Ashton Kutcher is going to punk us but since there's not room to put down so much as a bar of soap, cleary they're not storing a 6 ft american idiot in there.
the awesome: DID I MENTION THAT THE FOOD IS ALL BUTTER?
xo
kd
Butter? PSHAW. Ask for the "chocolat" before (avant) AND after (apres) the meal, dummy. Them's Frenchies know how to do chocolate. Bon appetit!
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Well, good to know you're still alive and haven't been locked up by the Iranian police for accidentally crossing the border ! When you order the escargot make sure they aren't still moving on your platter - gross ! ! ! Did you look at what goes into Haggis ? ? ? Love, OPD
ReplyDeleteDo they REALLY have butter in France ? ? ? ? OPD
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